this one is for you shots

This is one of the posts that I talked about in the previous post. You all can thank Shots for this one. :)

While I have a few minutes of free time I thought I'd speak about something a little less serious, but important in todays world. Why Britney is greater than Christina. I mean its kinda obvious why she is, but there are those illiterate fucks like shots who just refuse to see the greatness which she is (even though he's constantly singing "Don't Let Me Be the Last to Know" and thinks "Slave 4 u" is sexy. For some reason he believes Christina is greater. I mean I can agree to the statement that Christina is less than OR equal to Britney, but she's not greater than. Not by a long shot.

1. Its Britney bitch. Who doesn't know her. Who hasn't listened to one of her songs and enjoyed it. Whether it was today, last month, or ten years ago. At some point in your life everyone has enjoyed what she does.
2. Yes Christina has a great voice, but a lot of people have a great voice. So why does that make her greater than Britney. Thats like comparing Mariah to Janet Jackson and arguing based on voice alone that Mariah is greater than Janet. I mean Janet is a fucking icon Mariah is just Mariah. I mean I lover her and everything, but Janet will be in the history books beofore her. Just because you have the most number 1s doesn't make you an icon or legend. Just means you have the most number 1s.
3. Christina wants to be Britney. Lets think about this. Britney did a Pepsi commercial. Christina did Coke and a few years later she did Pepsi. Too bad they never aired it America. HA! Britney did a sketchers campaign. Christina does a Sketchers campaign. Britney dates Justin. Christina goes on tour with Justin. Britney gets married twice, Christina gets married and is currently working on that second one. Britney has two sons. Christina has one. So as you can see Britney is better because Christina wants to be like Britney unfortuantely Britney does everything bigger and better.
4. Remember the Britney/Madonna kiss. Well Christina was there too, but no one remembers that.
5. Britney has a Grammy. Yes I know Christina has a Grammy or two, but last time I checked it was for a song featuring a few other ladies. And Best New Artist isn't even a real Grammy. As soon as she won it it lost all its meaning. I mean how exactly does Christina beat Britney out for Best New Artist. I mean seriously, Baby One More Time sold 14 million records.
6. Baby One More Time is a fucking classic. Genie In A Bottle, not so much.
7. Britney's sold more albums than Christina.
8. That whole meltdown Britney had, is another reason. Christina is kinda meh. She's just too perfect and kinda confusing. I mean one moment she's this genie chick and the next she's singing songs in spanish. Then next she's all dirrty with two rs and then she's some glam 40s/50s/60s chick, and then she's a poor man's version of Lady Gaga. Britney not so much. There haven't been that much of a drastic change for Britney, she kinda just evolved with her career. No need for a new image with each album because she's just awesome like that. And the meltdown just humanises her and makes her more interesting. I mean if you had to choose one over the other to spend a night out in a bar with who would you choose?
9. She has this special talent where she turns an umbrella into a weapon of mass destruction.

But thats the end of my rant. Don't blame me for this. Blame Shots.