06 June 2009

real men have big feet

my feet are big. like freakishly long for some odd reason. i wore a 12 when i was eleven. so the whole "act your age not your shoe size" stopped applying to me when i turned 9, because i wore a size 10 in shoes. nowadays im relegated to a size 16. and for some reason shoe companies just don't make sizes about 14, and thats if you're lucky. so i'm basically fucked for the rest of my life.

i've been wearing the same pair of k.swiss' for the last two years. one in white. and one in black. im not complaining or anything. they get the job done, but some days i just wanna throw on a pair of kicks and walk down the road knowing that my feet are fresh to death. is that too much to ask for?

i'm not usually a fan of high top shoes but these supras are calling my name. im seriously thinking about cutting off my toes and praying to god that i can fit in them, because they come in a size 15. i mean there's hope that they run big and my feet can fit in them right?
i even like the purple ones, which happens to be the color of my alma mater. but they only come in a 13, so there's no hope here.


im not big on colors when it comes to shoes, but i wouldn't mind havin one of every color in these blazers. im really feeling the bright blue ones.


and the one thing i've always sworn i would never ever in my life do is where some metallic shoes, BUT i can't help but salivate a little at the mouth while looking at these. too bad i've been cursed with freakishly large shoes.

currently listening to I Gotta Feeling by the Black Eyed Peas

this post was brought to you by the scared triumph! shoe fund

8 comments:

D-Place said...

maybe you'll find something here
http://www.bigshoes.com/?scode=s1001&gclid=CJrkkNjC9poCFRIcawod8Qt8dg

Aek said...

Wow, you feet are almost 2x the size of mine. o_O

I hate shopping for shoes. It's just so . . . blah.

J said...

is that normal. you wear a 9 and youre 23.

@d-place, thanks ill take a look

d said...

i'm scared to look at ur feet now.

Anonymous said...

It's just as bad having freakishly small feet. I can never find shoes in styles I like small enough.

back2life said...

wow. Considered all of the other "assumed" advantages from that, you are really complaining?? lol

Anonymous said...

I'm a size 8 or 9. I think it's a short Asian thing. I have those K-swiss' in white.

I really like the purple and blue ones. They pop.

Anonymous said...

Hey I'm 14 and already in a size 16, I'm a male... I had that thing where the Act you're age thing didn't really apply... I don't Even want to see how big my feet are gonna turn out! You're Lucky