03 May 2009

one problem

I'm about to head back to athens now. Home was fun, and I think I'm coming back Friday. My moms gave me a whole week to relax before the job search commences, so I think I shall spend it relieving high school experiences that I missed.

Oh yeah, I think I shall start a band. An all acoustic band. With me and my vocoder. One problem though. I only know the first eight notes to hey there delilah, my guitar is out of tune, and I don’t have a vocoder. Any suggestions.

4 comments:

x! said...

I am not musical savvy. :(

And for a minute I thought I was on the wrong blog. XD

a.b. said...

1. Just play the same 8 notes over and over again.
2. Randomly tighten the strings so that any strumming sounds decent.
3. Put a bendy-straw in your mouth and pretend to sing like a robot.

...and most importantly
4. Put about 3-5 hot, shirtless guys on stage with you... that way no one will even notice how booty the first 3 things are.

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I mean... you could learn the rest of the song, tune the guitar, and buy a vocoder or autotone... but really, how much fun would that be?! ;)

J said...

it wouldnt be half as fun as doing what u just said

Doomed But Cheerful! said...

One of the things that I adore about you is how I learn something from every contact - vocoder is today's experience ... and for anyone else who doesn't know what one is, go here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-hqvvNcvenU

Only you could actually pull this off - just don't forget to make one shirtless guy asian, one arab, one norwegian, and you can have any other two at random - local talent, perhaps!

G =]