what kind of fuckery is his. do i give off some kind of scent. is it the pheromones. what the fuck is it. why are all the people i like in my fuckin life fuckin LACTOSE INTOLERANT. what kind of fuckery is that. i love my milk. i drink it on the regular. i love my pizza. i love my double cheeseburgers. i love my lasagna. i just love a fuckin cold glass of milk, but i can't have it. because everyone i like is fucking LACTOSE INTOLERANT.
bestfriend #4-LACTOSE INTOLERANT
bestfriend # 5-LACTOSE INTOLERANT
K-LACTOSE INTOLERANT
CUMMY-LACTOSE INTOLERANT
and now YOU
FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!FUCK!
i give up on life. i'm gonna go join a convent with the nuns.
currently listening to Scream by Michael Jackson ft. Janet Jackson
9 comments:
Well if it makes you feel better, I do eat those things....just its not a happy time for me afterwards.
D:
thanks for editing it J :D
i love you more than ever now for you are oh-so-thoughtful and nice and godly and adonis-like.
i want your babies now that you're winful.
XOXOXOX
KS <3
someone needs a hug & maybe some secks!.... im not lactose intolerant <3
thank god youre not, and i could probably use some secks. its been 8 days. i think thats a record for me.
Lactaid, bish. And lactase pills. :)
Hehe, I'm not lactose intolerant. ^_^ Well, unless I consume a ridiculous quantity of dairy (which is unusual and kind of gross).
Do you not like me? :(
Of course I love you, silly!!
I was trying to make some sort of lame joke. :0
:)
Is it really that important that people you like can't eat the things you like? o.o
no, its not that important just makes it a lot more difficult to cook for them. especially if i forget about it and cook food full of dairy and then their like IM LACTOSE INTOLERANT. then its like fuck. but its not a dealbreaker or anything. i just find it funny that 8 out of 10 times the ppl im closest too are lactose intolerant. they also have a few other similarities too. i seem to attract the same types of ppl for some reason.
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